I don’t look great in this Youtube still-frame. Maybe if you put the video in HD I’ll look better. Less pale. Whatever, guys. I got my nails did last weekend and I had a soak. Spa life clicking on all cylinders and I’m making no apologies. I did return to the YMCA and I’m here to report that all disgusting nudity occurred INSIDE the locker room. Mission accomplished. Jokes on me though because they upped the guest fee to 15 dollars. That is literally 5 dollars more than my entire month at Planet Fitness. They are price-gauging me. Pushing me out. I won’t have it.